Eileen Kelly

“I adopted two year-old basset hound sisters.  Turns out they’re not the lazy sad sacks I was hoping for.   When they’re not getting their stomachs pumped for eating $20 worth of Whole Foods Dark chocolate, they enjoy peeing in the house and swallowing toys. You’ll know us at the dog park because my dogs are the ones crapping Star Wars action figures.”

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